Stu-dent!!!!

It's all go today! Pens and paper poised, I've taken on far too much information and forgotten much of it already. I've just about understood how to book my daily lunch via a complex system of coloured index cards and paper clips. I have advised a fellow novice on where to buy a bike, cycled the wrong way up one way streets and have endured/enjoyed an hour of Greek, during which we did not recite the Greek Alphabet once.

So repeat after me - Alpha, Beta, Gamma.

A couple of weeks ago I was looking at rather expensive jackets in a shop. I was reminded in no uncertain terms that those jackets wouldn't go with anything I owned and Why Do You Think You Need A Jacket Anyway You Aren't A Jacket Sort Of Person. So I let it lie quietly for a couple of weeks. Before I know it, Suitable Jackets are being procured on A Well Known Internet Auction Site, and the vicarofdidley now has a choice of two jackets, both of which are very Cambridgey and one of which debuted at Greek this afternoon. I feel like a real student now, cycling along with one button done up.

And finally, an absence of promotion for a product which won't be receiving publicity on this blog. I received a spam e-mail asking me to promote a product for - (cough) - male enhancement. The deal offered was that if I wrote a favourable review on the Vicar of Didley's blog I would receive a free trial of the product. My moral dilemma lasted for approximately one micro-second. Funds aren't that tight yet.....